zombies

I know, I know, every body hates them. Most people doubt they exist. Some people think that zombies are real, and I am one of them.
Now most people are going to say that I'm crazy, but unlike pixies and faries, people have seen them that aren't clinically insane. A lone zombie washed up on a beach in the virgin islands, and hundreds watched while it limped around. The first zombie attack happened in ancient egypt in a tomb where a dead king had lain there for years. In fact there were two zombie attacks in the same month in Los Angeles. 31 were killed.
I hope you find the severity of this epidemic. Because someday everyine is going to be a beleiver.

toilets

so i have two best friends.i think its perfect,because if i get in a fight with 1 i have the other.their names are tristan and liam.they are some pretty awesome hobos that own cable.god i hate that phrase.my sister mary chose that name not me.by the way i saw king tuts toilet seat in denver.who would think that he had a toilet seat.bye.

FARTS

One of our sisters (sophia) has rally naasty farts (on the rictor scale she would be a 999.99).I mean its dangerous to be in the same room as her,because you never know when shes gonna blow one.On the other hand one of our dogs (Nigel) has the cutest little farts,he doesn`t actually fart he "squeeks".My farts (frank is saying this) are just above average,but they come randomly and mysteriously.

BUT REMEMBER NEVER BE IN THE SAME ROOM AS SOPHIA WHEN
SHES EATING A BEAN BURRITO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i rock

yes i know .frank wickizer rocks.and for all the people out there who are mis- pronounsing my name the second i is hi not low.

haikus

heres one frank wrote

bacon is yummy

bacon is a pretty shade

bacon is greasy

p.s.  frank likes bacon

yeah mary dosn't do poetry so yeah um.........yeah

our mom laughs at EVERYTHING

To prove my point she is laughing at this right now.
So I told her this really not funny joke/riddle and she laughed at it... REALLY loudly.
here is the joke: A cowboy rides in on Friday and stays for 3 days then leaves on Friday how dose he do it?
answer: His horses name is Friday.
Yeah i know not that funny. But then she told me her cowboy joke.
There are 3 flies in a kitchen 1 is a cowboy, how do you know witch ones a cow boy?
answer: Its the one on the range, like the oven range.
She laughed even harder at that one. While I was explaining this to my sister and step-dad my sister told me her cowboy joke.
Save a horse ride a cowboy. Then she altered it so it went with the ongoing vampire theme so it was, Save a cowboy ride a vampire or Save a horse ride a vampire.
I don't think any are that funny.

Claire here to rule the world just kidding

mawahaha I'm gonna rule the universe ( once i have a job so i can get some money for supplies). OK so i know that i most likely wont be able to rule the universe but i like to think that. If i do get to rule the world that would be like totally awesomely awesome. i want a mawahaha time jk (jk = just kidding by the way). so i don't know what i want to blog about but i just felt like i should blog and it is really fun, but i don't know why. OK now Mary and frank are acting like freaks like most days. do you like how I'm changing the font let frank know. OK so its new years eve and its exactly 9:41 at the dot. did you know that hobos really don't have cable or even a t.v. ya i no weird. if your wondering this whole blog has been written bye Claire not Mary or frank so ya just to let you know I'm one of the oldest if you don't count Hannah. I'm having lots of fun blogging on Mary and franks blog page.