FARTS

One of our sisters (sophia) has rally naasty farts (on the rictor scale she would be a 999.99).I mean its dangerous to be in the same room as her,because you never know when shes gonna blow one.On the other hand one of our dogs (Nigel) has the cutest little farts,he doesn`t actually fart he "squeeks".My farts (frank is saying this) are just above average,but they come randomly and mysteriously.

BUT REMEMBER NEVER BE IN THE SAME ROOM AS SOPHIA WHEN
SHES EATING A BEAN BURRITO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i rock

yes i know .frank wickizer rocks.and for all the people out there who are mis- pronounsing my name the second i is hi not low.

haikus

heres one frank wrote

bacon is yummy

bacon is a pretty shade

bacon is greasy

p.s.  frank likes bacon

yeah mary dosn't do poetry so yeah um.........yeah

our mom laughs at EVERYTHING

To prove my point she is laughing at this right now.
So I told her this really not funny joke/riddle and she laughed at it... REALLY loudly.
here is the joke: A cowboy rides in on Friday and stays for 3 days then leaves on Friday how dose he do it?
answer: His horses name is Friday.
Yeah i know not that funny. But then she told me her cowboy joke.
There are 3 flies in a kitchen 1 is a cowboy, how do you know witch ones a cow boy?
answer: Its the one on the range, like the oven range.
She laughed even harder at that one. While I was explaining this to my sister and step-dad my sister told me her cowboy joke.
Save a horse ride a cowboy. Then she altered it so it went with the ongoing vampire theme so it was, Save a cowboy ride a vampire or Save a horse ride a vampire.
I don't think any are that funny.